Rock You to Sleep CD (2012)
01. Welcome to the Record II: Electric Boogaloo
02. My Name Is Kenny Rogers
03. Justine
04. I Just Want to Sleep in the Treehouse
05. Grant Lawrence, King of the Forest
06. (I Don't Want to Play) Tiger Woods (Without You)
07. Dirty Kelly Gruber
08. I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement Either
09. I Bred This Beard for Slaughter
10. Live Free and Die Hard
11. I'm a Hulkamaniac!
12. Pebbles, the Happiest Chiahuahua
13. Holy F**k, I'm a Dad!
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Get Smashed CD (2010)
01. I'm a Recluse!
02. My Dad Vs. Shania Twain
03. Pacman
04. I Met Her At the Ropetow
05. Rally
06. I Don't Wanna be a New York Ranger
07. The Final Countdown II
08. Generic Mid-Record Power Ballad
09. My Xbox Got the Red Ring of Death
10. I'm an Alcoholic!
11. Diaper Change
12. We're the Castle Crashers
13. Bryan Adams
14. Tina Turner
15. Kristine
16. Mark Wilson
17. I'm Hiding Your Car Keys In the Garbage
Call It A Comeback CD (2008)
01. Welcome to the Record
02. I'm the Best (In Bed)
03. Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash
04. Puckward Nipples the 3rd
05. On the Third Day, Axl Rose
06. J.S. Giguere Is A Robot
07. Texas
08. Dear Dr. Phil
09. Can't Talk Gotta Work
10. Jeff Siemens Vs the Toothbrush
11. Unicorn Rider
12. (The Dr. Phil Callback)
13. Martin Lawrence
14. Born to Minigolf
15. Ramones T-Shirt
16. Female Doctor Anxiety
Kick Your Ass At Minigolf 7" (2008)
Side A
01. Born To Minigolf
02. Martin Lawrence
Side B
01. Jeff Off
02. Ramones T-Shirt
Songs From The Basement (2003)
01. Dad Shot The Dog
02. You've Got Me
03. O.G.
04. Chuck Norris, King Of The Forest
05. Me And My Dad
06. I Know That I'm Fat
Compilations and Unreleased
Mario Lemieux from Pop Punk Nuggets Volume 1 [Kamikaze/2004]
Summer's Gone from 3 Chord Rocket Science! [Sucker Punch/2002]
A Girl Like You appears on Take Me To The Bedroom [HeadDip/2001]
Willie Nelson Vs Grandma appears on Crusty Comp. 2 - Don't Eat the Crust [Crusty/2000]
Living Suicide remains unreleased [2000]
Rock You to Sleep LP (2012)
Side A
01. Welcome to the Record II: Electric Boogaloo
02. My Name Is Kenny Rogers
03. Justine
04. I Just Want to Sleep in the Treehouse
05. Grant Lawrence, King of the Forest
06. (I Don't Want to Play) Tiger Woods (Without You)
07. Dirty Kelly Gruber
Side B
01. I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement Either
02. I Bred This Beard for Slaughter
03. Live Free and Die Hard
04. I'm a Hulkamaniac!
05. Pebbles, the Happiest Chiahuahua
06. Holy F**k, I'm a Dad!
07. You're My Best Friend in the Whole Wide World
Get Smashed LP (2010)
Side A
01. I'm a Recluse!
02. My Dad Vs. Shania Twain
03. Pacman
04. I Met Her At the Ropetow
05. Rally
06. I Don't Wanna be a New York Ranger
07. The Final Countdown II
08. Generic Mid-Record Power Ballad
09. My Xbox Got the Red Ring of Death
Side B
01. I'm an Alcoholic!
02. Diaper Change
03. We're the Castle Crashers
04. Bryan Adams
05. Tina Turner
06. Kristine
07. Mark Wilson
08. I'm Hiding Your Car Keys In the Garbage
09. I Don't Wanna be an 8-bit Ranger
Call It A Comeback LP (2008)
Side A
01. Welcome to the Record
02. I'm the Best (In Bed)
03. Jason Vs Freddy Vs Ash
04. Puckward Nipples the 3rd
05. On the Third Day, Axl Rose
06. J.S. Giguere Is A Robot
07. Texas
08. Dear Dr. Phil
09. Can't Talk Gotta Work
10. Jeff Siemens Vs the Toothbrush
11. Unicorn Rider
12. (The Dr. Phil Callback)
Side B
01. Martin Lawrence
02. Born to Minigolf
03. Ramones T-Shirt
04. Female Doctor Anxiety
05. Evil House
06. Uncle Jim
07. Jeff Off
Call It A Career CD (2002)
01. Life Goes On
02. (Get Off The) Boobs (You're Stupid)
03. Sober Up
04. Sick Of You
05. Revenge Of The Dish Doing Bitches
06. 3 Chords
07. Shaving Ryan's Privates
08. Hey Stephanie
09. Adventure Island
10. Give Her Up
11. Hextall Vs Grandma
12. Televisionary
13. Sounds Like A Love Song
Self-Titled CD (2000)
01. Drew Barrymore, Please Don't Listen To Diesel Boy
02. Structured Time
03. One Night Stand
04. Like A Hole In The Head
05. All My Favourite Bands Are Turning Emo
06. Six Feet Down
07. (I'd Take An) Al McInnis Slapshot In The Balls For You
08. A Girl Like You
09. Willie Nelson Vs Grandma
10. I Failed Philosophy
11. Don't Drink Beer
12. 44
I Saw Stone Cold Steve Austin Live CD (1999)
01. We're The Hextalls
02. My Mom The Anarchist
03. Intermission
04. Diana
05. My Impression of Billie Joe Armstrong
06. Basket Case Part 2
07. Intermission
08. I Love My Parents
09. Lori Agar Punched Me In the Head at the Bar (And Now I'm Retarded)
10. Like a Vermin
11. I'm 12 Years Old
12. Intermission
13. Kill The Ramones
14. All My Bitches Do the Dishes
15. Axl Rose Kicked Kurt Cobain in the Balls
16. Nobody Loves Me